bogleech:

acakewalkofcrocodiles:

20int0wis:

radiofreederry:

Dutch people are like “we don’t need to wear a helmet when we ride our bikes, because unlike in the barbarous United States, we have simply outlawed traumatic brain injury”

solid asphalt only hurts to fall on if the road it makes up was designed primarily for cars

I told my friend who’s a TBI researcher about this post and he was shocked silent and then started laughing harder than I’d ever seen him laugh before, and then he said, “we literally use something called Rotterdam Score to assess brain injuries.”

I never would have fucking guessed that wearing a helmet while riding a bike was one of the “American things” parts of Europe find weird or make fun of. Usually we’re the ones making the more dumbassed choice.

America also has roads specifically for bikes you guys. And bike paths and bike parks. And no matter what you’re biking on there can absolutely always be an unexpected rock that sends you pitching forward into another rock that’s hungry for brains.

dumbtrannybitch:

Changing my name to Estradiol so trans women will put me in their mouth

animentality:

skeleton-png:

homunculus-argument:

I don’t get why stupidly rich people want to build massive hollow empty mansions to live in. What’s the point of having a 16-bedroom house when you don’t even have eight friends. These people don’t know what to do with that kind of money. If I had the billionaire kinds of cannot-be-spent-in-one-lifetime stupid-ass amounts of funds, I know exactly what kind of place I’d like to live in.

I’d build an university. A real, whole thing, enrolling students, funding research, hiring professors to teach there, the infrastructure needed for everything. All with my own private residence on top, almost like an apartment, with a balcony overseeing one yard on one side and another one opening up to the inner yard, so I can drink my morning coffee while watching whatever they’re up to at any time. Maybe have some secret pathways and hidden nooks here and there around the building, so I can sneak by the public parts of the building unseen if I please.

And then just wander around the place whenever I haven’t got anything else to do. Attend random lectures, browse through the library, have a chat with a janitor, just go watch whatever the students and staff are doing. Free to wander anywhere I please - if you’re doing something that explicitly demands for no human interruption, the “DO NOT ENTER” sign must also explicitly clarify that this also includes me. Because otherwise I’m going to come in and have a look at whatever art or experiment you’re doing.

Why would anyone want a big, gaunt and empty mansion or even some hideous modern equivalent when you could be a founder of a place of education and be the local cryptid in it.

thoughtsofdog:

thoughtsofdog:

human refilled my water bowl!

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fieldbears:

funnytwittertweets:

This is the transhumanist horror story I want to read

love-is-pain-highness:

damazcuz:

Either you’re frolicking in this field with me or you’re frolicking in this field against me.

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it’s got the McDonald’s marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

how could they possibly have predicted this

I literally can’t stop watching these

lambylin:

lambylin:

lambylin:

don’t know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i’ll make a whale skeleton that’s small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it’s going to be sick as hell

my vision btw

HEY

dr-algernop:

birdnerd18:

dad-rock-davos:

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

Originally posted by chillicheeseflies-blog

squirrel-wisperer:

r-a-o-i:

Wtf, I just took my girlfriends out for our date and the bartender handed them this??

himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN